Saturday, February 22, 2014

Killing 101: Let the lesson begin

Yes, that's right.
Our topic today is about KILLING PEOPLE.

That's right.
It's common nowadays for people to freely murder and destroy each other, though the bible says otherwise.
Yes, there are "laws" against that, but what the hell, right?

Even in this modern time,brutality is still displayed and open to the public, so why not go nuts and kill someone, someday, eventually, you know?

Also, if you think about it, life has always been cruel, cold, and brutal.
If you just open your eyes and really come to understand it, it's the common truth.
That people will always hate other people and that "murder" is not far written in one's head.

So if you want to know more, proceed at your own curiosity.


ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY:




To know how to kill a person, you first need to know them.
In our lessons, literally.

Learning the basic structure increases your chance to their certain "demise" without wondering if you did the job right. We will start from up and working downwards. So pay attention.


The Head

     Aside from being the biggest visible target, it's also the most fragile there is. Located inside, protected by a hard shell, lies the "brain" which is oh-so delicate, that the softest blow might do huge damage. If you were a girl, a sissy punch wouldn't do much, considering that the skull has a thickness of about 6.5mm-7.1mm (women's head more thick than men accdg. to studies). Also, even if the brain is moved, it only jiggles around cushioned by the Cerebral Fluid inside.

Disappointed? Don't be!
Even a hard shell like the coconut has its breaking point!
You just need to know where it cracks the most.


Finished studying the picture?
If you analyse it, we can come to this KILLING MOVES conclusion:

Item: Blunt Object
Action: Whack on the back of the head
Rationale: The "occipital lobe" responsible for sight/vision is found there.
Conclusion: 30-40% effective, leaves a migraine when waking up, won't see what's coming

Item: Hands
Action: With slightly closed hands (as if you're whispering a secret), whack both ears
Rationale: The "temporal lobe" responsible for balance is around that part
Conclusion: 25-35% effective, leaves target disarray, wobbly and out of balance for a few secs/min

Item: Blunt Object/ Gun
Action: Hit on the forehead
Rationale: If you hit hard enough, you might be lucky to nip some major blood vessels. The good news, if you shoot them and they still live, their memories would be scrambled because of the location of the "frontal lobe" responsible for memory!
Conclusion: 60-70% effective, just be sure to whack them REALLY hard or aim pretty good